A Longer list of Quests completed by some people.

• accomplished a sticky endeavour
• acted as cupid to a courting couple
• acted the part in the flicks
• appeased an angry ghost
• beat around the bush
• became an ancient dentist
• became more knowledgeable in magical control
• became reallyreallyreally well liked
• bounced a mouse around a house
• bribed and greased your way to success
• broke a witch's spell
• broke into an ancient crypt
• broke prisoners out of jail
• brought glory to the Ankh-Morpork Postal Service
• brought happiness through compassion
• brought light to a despairing nut
• brought some ancient machinery back to life
• burned the life back in
• comforted someone far from home
• completed the circle with an eye for detail
• conquered a much-dreaded terror
• created a weapon to a very high standard
• cut off the deadwood
• dealt with an acid-tongued demon of old
• defeated Detritus in not-so-single combat
• defeated more than a fair share of wrestlers
• defeated the guardian of ancient holy ground
• delivered a long awaited parcel
• demonstrated a little control over expression
• demonstrated great skill against a warrior while knee-deep in sand
• did a good deed that went unnoticed
• discovered a hidden dungeon
• discovered a new definition of posh
• discovered a whole new area
• discovered ancient machinery under the city
• discovered how to weigh things using powers of three
• discovered new areas in the hidden dungeon
• discovered the Truth of the situation
• disproved a long-standing myth
• doctored a photograph for a family in need
• donned a wig to break and enter
• doused a souse
• earned the use of a most annoying weapon
• edited the film for "Blown Away"
• eliminated a hazard to travellers everywhere
• endured the rigors of burgling
• exterminated a pest
• fetched a simple tool for a nice old man
• filled an empty space
• filled both pouch and bladder
• fixed a wheel and secured a deal
• fixed an unwelcome porthole
• fought world hunger
• found a backway in when the guards refused entry
• found a bone to pick
• found a giant eagle's feather
• found a safe haven in a dangerous environment
• found a shocking way to kill a foul torturer
• found a way to get the message across
• found and revitalised a secret garden
• found the bait was switched
• found the means of escape from a chilling place
• freed the ensnared from a net threat
• gained a botanical boost to social status
• gained a friend indeed
• gained second sight through an unusual transplant
• gave a friend a fishy face
• gave a lady a new outlook
• gave a musician a good beat
• gave credit where credit is due
• gave in to silly beliefs
• gazed upon a beast
• gobbled up a sweet girl
• got kicked around by a bunch of playful trollsrepeatedly
• got ripped off by a telepathic imp
• got to the bottom of a bloke's problems
• had incredible luck and beat the odds
• had lessons in a subtle art
• helped a baker keep up with demand
• helped a craftsman continue his work
• helped a craftsman deliver his wares
• helped a lost soul rest in peace
• helped a man keep his britches up
• helped a man with the nuances of nomenclature
• helped a migrating bird
• helped a student ruin his future career
• helped a tourist get ready for his vacation
• helped love pierce the heart and nose
• helped make a sad womble happy again
• helped out a busy wife
• helped someone begin anew
• helped someone get caught
• helped upgrade an aging megalithic circle
• joined a secret brotherhood
• journeyed to the heart of sacrifice
• jumped a queue
• jumped to conclusions and ruined someone's day
• justified the meansnasty though they were
• kept an odd man from getting stuck
• kept the volume down
• learned a foreign language
• learned the true meaning of 'No painno gain'
• learnt to use a simple tool for a simple purpose
• left a creature out in the cold
• let the calories carry you away
• lifted a wrathful wizard's curse
• lost a few stone to stop some trolls moan
• lost some weight
• lured it and stirred it
• made a net contribution to the Djelian military
• made a reminder for a forgetful bird
• made a simple native's day
• made a sizable contribution in knowledge gathering
• made cole slaw
• made fishy profits using a net
• made old toes happy
• managed to exterminate some stubborn vermin
• opposed the forces of misdirection
• pacified an elven intruder
• paid fair and square for sartorial repairs
• performed a mystic ceremony
• performed the usual service
• picked up the soap
• played a part in the election of Discworld officials
• preserved the right moment for ever and ever
• proceeded from being wet behind the ears
• purchased some interesting (Know what I mean? Eh?) underwear
• put a spring in your step
• put two rocks together
• realised that sometimes you have to be kind to be cruel
• received a glimpse of future events
• received a reward for asking nicely
• recognized locals from afar
• recovered stolen property
• renovated a useful piece of armour
• rescued a damsel in distress
• rescued an important piece of origami for a bedraggled child
• retrieved a stolen sapphire for a hen-pecked merchant
• returned a dwarf's family heirloom
• returned a holy artifact to its place of origin
• returned a loved one's gift to its rightful owner
• returned a toy to an adorable child
• returned a vital machine part to its owner
• returned something odd to someone strange
• saved Ankh-Morpork from a horrible draught
• saved some precious bacon
• saved someone from an almost certain icy death
• saw something overlooked by most
• scored a victory over a good loser
• sent a most pernicious and annoying fiend back where it belonged
• shooed some obnoxious shoes
• should have looked before leaping
• slipped a flighty creature into darkness
• smelled something fishy
• spilt one pint too many
• stole from the shop of a little old lady
• stole items from the thieves' treasure trove
• supplied a considerable quantity of fluffy material
• took a break and made a discovery
• tried to please an ungrateful brat
• tried to rehabitualise a menace to society
• turned gold into goldmore or less
• used common sense to visit an exclusive place
• utterly and totally spoiled someone
• visited justice to the extremes
• visited scenic Hillshire
• was a faithful customer of a jeweller's
• was a simple farm-hand for the day
• was an accomplice in a burglary
• was honest with others' property
• was nice to an unusual animal
• was painfully polite
• was tricked by hungry demons
• went on a caffeine rush
• went out on a limb to gain entry
• went out with a bang
• went over the management's head
• went philosophical and used the noggin
• went the distance of displaying feelings
• were at sixes and sevens with clothes
• were burned by some cunning porkers
• were undeniably underhand in acquiring underpants for the underdog
• were unsympathetic of a disability